Thursday, April 14, 2005

More religious fervor--or at least, spirited debate...

Two or three people have told me about this piece by San Francisco Chronicle columnist Jon Carroll. I can take a hint.
The following is the first communique from a group calling itself Unitarian Jihad. It was sent to me at The Chronicle via an anonymous spam remailer. I have no idea whether other news organizations have received this communique, and, if so, why they have not chosen to print it. Perhaps they fear starting a panic. I feel strongly that the truth, no matter how alarming, trivial or disgusting, must always be told. I am pleased to report that the words below are at least not disgusting:
Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.


There's more past the link.

1 Comments:
At 8:00 PM, Blogger Ol Cranky said...

G-d Bless the Unitarian Jihad (except for the 8 who voted in favor of something other than monotheism and the 2 abstentions, gods or humanity can bless them)

 

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